jump where you wanna jump

burgrs:

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is goin g because i did not 

(via laughcentre)

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

(via tyrone-got-his-shit-together-and)

foxnewsofficial:

if i was a rapper i’d be lay-z 

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

I woke up this morning and drank the water on my bedside table and as I was gulping it down, I looked in it and saw a bug. This is my life.